AFI

Another fucking inconvenience. A term used when something screws up your day. Oh great, no electricity. AFI complaint inbound to the mayor cell.

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Aft

Back side of the ship, or direction facing your 6. Hey dude, aft galley’s got baby hamsters for dinner!

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AIDS Marines

Landing Support Specialist Marines. While they occasionally help load and unload helicopters, you will usually find them at their weekly beach BBQ on Camp Pendleton or sleeping in a connex while someone else is doing their job. They can be distinguished by the red tabs on their cammies, which are intended to identify them as people in charge of assisting with beach landings, but in reality serves as an identifier that if you have to deal with them you're sure to find that their personality is total AIDS. I think I'd rather have Airmen working with us over these AIDS Marines, and I fucking hate Airmen.

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Air Assault

One of the easiest schools in the military, anybody can get this badge. Said unenthusiastically and translates to "I will kill everybody here if you keep making Air Assault sound cool."

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Air Bear

Air Force Security Forces Don't cross the red line on the flight line or those stupid Air Bears will get all worked up.

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Air Picket

Airborne system tasked with detecting, reporting, and tracking enemy air assets. Air Pickets picking up a few fucks in the air about 10 miles out.

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