Landing Support Specialist Marines. While they occasionally help load and unload helicopters, you will usually find them at their weekly beach BBQ on Camp Pendleton or sleeping in a connex while someone else is doing their job. They can be distinguished by the red tabs on their cammies, which are intended to identify them as people in charge of assisting with beach landings, but in reality serves as an identifier that if you have to deal with them you’re sure to find that their personality is total AIDS.

I think I’d rather have Airmen working with us over these AIDS Marines, and I fucking hate Airmen.