When a Marine is doing any sort of physical exertion that involves reps. This includes pull-ups and crunches that max out the PFT. The Marine after maxing his score does an extra rep in honor of the badass Chesty Puller. Looks like Chesty isn't getting his today, is he the Devil? You weak bitch.
The made up 12th General Order for a sentry: To walk my post from flank to flank and take no shit from any rank. Look, I know you're just a PFC, but protecting this ammo is some serious shit, so don't forget your 12th General Order. I don't care if General Mattis, himself, shows up. No one touches that shit.
The imaginary unit you join when you become a civilian. I joined the 1st CIV DIV at 22 years old after serving my time honorably in the Corps. Now, I'm 30 and fat.
Twentynine Palms, California: the Marine Corps' worst duty station in the middle of the desert. Often mistaken for Tatooine in the movie Star Wars. Sometimes referred to as Satan's Butthole. I just got orders to 29 Stumps. I'm gonna fucking kill myself.
Someone who is suicidal on the ship or in the barracks and may jump off from the 3rd deck into the water or onto the concrete. Keep an eye on BM3. That dude's bound to be a part of the 3rd Deck Flight Crew after he caught his wife getting gangbanged by the engineering department.
A 40-millimeter grenade that gets shot out of Mk-19 and M-203 grenade launchers to fuck up your target and everything around it. They said to fire a warning shot but we only had a MK19 so we hit them with the 40 mike-mike and watched them get blown to bits.
Back side of the ship, or direction facing your 6. Hey dude, aft galley’s got baby hamsters for dinner!
When you are wearing your plate carrier with sappi plates and someone Spartan kicks you to "test" the proper functionality of the armor. My chest is still sore from the armor test Cpl Butler hit me with earlier.
A greeting to let a Marine know they are fucked up. Aye Marine! Why don't you come over here. Why didn't you give me the proper greeting?
A term used to describe a revenge fuck after your girlfriend cheats on you with Jody. Before I left the bitch, I got myself some B hole justice!
VICTOR. INDIA. PAPA.
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