50 ft. Of Chow Line
Fake object to fuck with new guys. Hey bitch, go ask the cooks for 50 ft. of chow line.
Fake object to fuck with new guys. Hey bitch, go ask the cooks for 50 ft. of chow line.
Paracord commonly used by paratroopers. One of the most versatile ropes used for anything from securing loose gear or tying the new guy's together so they don't get lost. Hey boot, go find me some 550 cord so I can hang myself from the third deck before First Sergeant finds the dead hooker in my room.
Five ft by Five ft. The connex is 5x5.
Market, shop or liquor store on base that’s open 24 hours a day and 7 days a week. We should stop by the 7 Day and stock up on beer for the weekend.
Literally anything but fun, in fact, the worst possible thing. This field op is looking to be a solid 7 tons of fun with the rain storm coming in.
Person that can sell you cannabis wax or oil for dabbing. Aight, lemme get at my 710 plug.
Three-day weekend or "72" hours of liberty, usually on the weekend including a Friday or a Monday. Often promised as a reward for extra work or a certain amount of months without someone popping a drug test or getting a DUI. Either way, they are generally empty promises that rarely get delivered upon. We Finally got a 72 for 4 months without someone pissing hot and the barracks not being filled with drugs.
A unit full of broke dick injured people and fat bodies. If Fisher injures his shitty wrist one more time, he might as well just stay in the 75th Sick call Ranger Regiment.
That one dirtbag that is just a waste of human life. That piece of shit soldier is 8 up with stupid.
A Specialist who reenlisted but is a total fuck up. They will never see any NCO rank. I have no idea how they let Cosier reenlist. He's going to be a fucking 8 year Specialist.
VICTOR. INDIA. PAPA.
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