1st Lt
Group of tasked Navy Janitors. That guy in your division that tries way too hard to look cool and be respected. "Hey where do I get a new swab from? Have you checked 1st Lt?"
Group of tasked Navy Janitors. That guy in your division that tries way too hard to look cool and be respected. "Hey where do I get a new swab from? Have you checked 1st Lt?"
Nick name for all Army First Sergeants. I swear 1st Sarnt, I don't know where that hooker came from.
Derogatory term for an Army First Sergeant. 1st Sausage is such a fucking dick.
A junior enlisted military member preyed on by the company First Sergeant. Lcpl Rodriguez was named Marine of the Quarter. Not because of her work ethic, but because she's 1st Sgt's fuck doll.
An imaginary supplement a soldier takes for motivation. This guy is so full of motivation, he must've taken two scoops of hooah this morning.
Twentynine Palms, California: the Marine Corps' worst duty station in the middle of the desert. Often mistaken for Tatooine in the movie Star Wars. Sometimes referred to as Satan's Butthole. I just got orders to 29 Stumps. I'm gonna fucking kill myself.
See Butter Bar A boot officer. With unlimited motivation, something to prove, and his own personal good idea fairy on his shoulder feeding him an endless list of bullshit that you're going to be subjected to. 2nd LTs are about as good at leading platoons as they are using a map and compass to find a 8 digit grid point.
Men who go to Boot Camp quickly learn that time is a luxury they no longer are afforded. When you get a moment to go to the head, you fit as many swinging dicks per pisser as you can. (Not limited to 3) I've seen 3 to a pisser more times than I can count but we managed to get 6 of us all pissing in the same porta shitter at the same time when I was in Boot Camp.
Bonus a service member receives for signing up for another 4 years, balls out and goes broke 6 months later. Johnson spent two grand at the strip club last night. He doesn't mind though, he's a 30k millionaire after his reenlistment.
The standard rate any dumb boot gets from the used car lot just off base and thinks it's a sweet deal because this is their first car and they Finally have money to spend. Hey Corporal, I just got a sweet deal on a used car in Oceanside. I didn't even need to make a down payment and I got it at 32% APR.
VICTOR. INDIA. PAPA.
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