BAMF
Bad Ass Mother Fucker. Don't fuck with Staff Sergeant. He's a BAMF.
Banana Show
For those lucky enough to be sent to Southeast Asia, you will observe small Asian women performing acts with their vaginas that need to be seen to be believed. One of these acts entails a woman inserting a whole banana into her pussy and pushing it out sliced. Our comm guy was in a really low place after his divorce. When we were at the banana show in Thailand he ate the banana.
Bandini
The lake at 29 Palms which emits the most foul stench that adds to the misery of being stationed at 29 Palms. I would literally rather suck a fart out of Robert's ass than go for a swim in Lake Bandini.
Bang Bang Switch
To sexually pass a group of strippers between military members. The squad did a Bang Bang Switch with four busty bitches from the Purple Church.
Bang Switch
The trigger of your weapon. Keep your booger hook off the bang switch until you are ready to fire.
Barney Style
When you are trying to explain something but your audience (probably Marines) are too dumb to understand what you are saying, so you have to break it down into terms that even a small child would understand. I was trying to go over how to load crypto onto the radios but they were just too dumb to get it so I had to break it down Barney Style.
Barracks Barber
The dude who cuts hair in the barracks. Frowned upon by command, but sometimes necessary if it's Sunday night and the barber shops are closed and you don't want an asschewing at Monday formation. The chances of you getting a good haircut increase exponentially if he's Mexican. I used to cut hair back home, so now everyone comes to me to cut their hair. I'm the official barracks barber.
Barracks Bash
Can happen anytime Marines obtain liberty, always involves alcohol, underage consumption, fights, gangbangs, duty logs, and alleged sexual misconduct w/ possible false rape accusations. Occurs usually 2-3 times per week but can fluctuate. When we get back from this dumb ass field op, we are throwing the biggest barracks bash!
Barracks Brawl
Whether there’s been trouble brewing between platoons or you're just drunk and feel like talking shit to the guy on the catwalk across from you, it's going to go down. Some barracks brawls are an all-out war where blood will be spilled. Some are just a couple of assholes drunkenly screaming at each other in the smoke pit. I heard there was a barracks brawl up at Horno this weekend and some boot died.
Barracks Bro
A junior enlisted service member who you fuck at the end of the night due to desperation. I know she's not a smoke show, but she's my loyal little barracks bro.
