Barracks Barber

The dude who cuts hair in the barracks. Frowned upon by command, but sometimes necessary if it’s Sunday night and the barber shops are closed and you don’t want an asschewing at Monday formation. The chances of you getting a good haircut increase exponentially if he’s Mexican.

I used to cut hair back home, so now everyone comes to me to cut their hair. I’m the official barracks barber.