Ass Breath
Foul smelling breath. Usually after giving a rim job. Hey, can you smell my ass breath?
Foul smelling breath. Usually after giving a rim job. Hey, can you smell my ass breath?
A severe verbal reprimand from a superior. Usually for a stupid reason or for shear lack of competence from the individual receiving it. Sgt Salazar gave me an ass chewing because my uniform was dirty even though we were in the middle of a field op.
Pieces of butt meat that resembles ground beef. Totaled my bike and got a ticket for littering ass chunks on the road.
Another name to call people who are fucking retards, but in a nicer form. Quit being an ass clown.
A generally pleasant smelling liquid designed to freshen up the colon. Man, I really need an ass douche for this mud butt.
Disposable paper ring one would place on a public toilet. This bathroom has no ass gaskets.
Another way of saying "jack ass". Hey, stop being an ass hat and put the boot down before Chief gets here.
Not up to standard, be it uniform appearance, attitude, following orders, etc. If the Colonel saw you run across that grass and my career gets fucked up because some assed up soldier can't get the basics right, you'll be a sexual assault victim by the time I'm done with your ass.
A state in which everyone is super busy. There's paperwork up to our asses and elbows.
A term to describe the ultimate fuck up. Typically, by SNCO's from the south. What in the assfuckery is happening here?!
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