Ass Chewing

A severe verbal reprimand from a superior. Usually for a stupid reason or for shear lack of competence from the individual receiving it. Sgt Salazar gave me an ass chewing because my uniform was dirty even though we were in the middle of a field op.

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Ass Douche

A generally pleasant smelling liquid designed to freshen up the colon. Man, I really need an ass douche for this mud butt.

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Assed Up

Not up to standard, be it uniform appearance, attitude, following orders, etc. If the Colonel saw you run across that grass and my career gets fucked up because some assed up soldier can't get the basics right, you'll be a sexual assault victim by the time I'm done with your ass.

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Assfuckery

A term to describe the ultimate fuck up. Typically, by SNCO's from the south. What in the assfuckery is happening here?!

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