Someone who is suicidal on the ship or in the barracks and may jump off from the 3rd deck into the water or onto the concrete. Keep an eye on BM3. That dude's bound to be a part of the 3rd Deck Flight Crew after he caught his wife getting gangbanged by the engineering department.
Beating the shit out of someone to prove a point or as part of a lesson. Not to be confused with hazing. You fuck up again, we're gonna need to give you some 4 Wall Counseling.
A female who is usually a "4" but becomes a "10" on deployment.
A 40-millimeter grenade that gets shot out of Mk-19 and M-203 grenade launchers to fuck up your target and everything around it. They said to fire a warning shot but we only had a MK19 so we hit them with the 40 mike-mike and watched them get blown to bits.
Standard issue needed to qualify for most marksman [...]
A 45 days restriction with 45 day pay reduction as punishment for violating the UCMJ. Usually accompanied by loss of rank, as well. As it turns out, fucking the General's daughter is the fastest way to end up on 45 and 45.
Half right face drill movement. Man, fuck 45 to the right. They think I'm a protractor or something?
A fist. I'm gonna shove these 5 Fingers of Death up your ass if I catch you walking with your hands in your pockets ever again.
Silver Airborne Wings: you've only done 5 Jumps. This dude thinks he's the shit but this virgin parachutist is just a 5 Jump Chump.
When exiting a vehicle "in country" before exiting you (more than likely by your turret gunner) checks 5m- 25m for anything suspicious or out of the ordinary that might be harmful. Hey, make sure the 5's and 25s are good to go before getting out.
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