Back at Bragg
When you were at Ft.Bragg. Remember that time back at Bragg?
When you were at Ft.Bragg. Remember that time back at Bragg?
Ass. I wanna eat that back office tonight after work.
Breakfast pork strips. Muslims hate bacon.
A superstitious term used to describe a string of bad luck. Don't you dare bring apricots onto this AAV! I don't want that bad JuJu.
A name for something cool. Nice weapon. Where'd you get that bad Larry?
Tactical. Ohhh, right in the bag daddies!
Dipping your balls in the open mouth of a sleeping individual. My asshole team leader passed out drunk so and I did a bag drag on him to get him back for hazing me.
A terrible sack lunch. Usually composed of a two day old warm ham sandwich, a fruit, and a watered down juice drink. Been stuck at the range all day so I gotta have this fuckin' bag nasty for lunch instead of a real meal.
When you look like shit, most notably your uniform. It may be because you were drinking with machine gunners the night before or it may be you're just a shitbag who doesn't give a fuck if your uniform looks like total ass. How the fuck are you going to show up to a uniform inspection looking like a bag of ass. I don't give a fuck if you get out in 8 months, you will wear your uniform properly until your sorry ass gets out.
A gathering of military members on light duty. Look at that bag of broken dicks, they haven't PT'd in months and probably gonna get 100% disability when they get out!
VICTOR. INDIA. PAPA.
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