When you look like shit, most notably your uniform. It may be because you were drinking with machine gunners the night before or it may be you’re just a shitbag who doesn’t give a fuck if your uniform looks like total ass.

How the fuck are you going to show up to a uniform inspection looking like a bag of ass. I don’t give a fuck if you get out in 8 months, you will wear your uniform properly until your sorry ass gets out.