Asshat
Another name to call people who are fucking retards, in a nicer form. Hey, fuckin' asshat, where's your God damn cover?
Another name to call people who are fucking retards, in a nicer form. Hey, fuckin' asshat, where's your God damn cover?
Used to describe an incredibly flexible person. Bro! I bet that stripper can get asshole to bellybutton.
A term to describe someone's sexual preference between ass and boobs. She's got some nice titties, but I'm more of an assman, myself.
A term used to describe an incredibly dumb servicemember. Hey, you loaded your magazine upside down you fucking ASVAB waiver.
A term used to describe an incredibly dumb servicemember, who only qualified for the infantry. You should have gone Intel, you say? Get your ASVAB Warrior ass back in the fighting hole where you belong.
That dirtbag soldier that doesn't get right, no matter what you do to fix them. You see that ate up soldier busting tape in their dress uniform?
A prank where someone is challenged to do a situp blind folded. While laying on the ground blind folded, another person stands above them with their bare ass. When the situp is attempted, the blindfold is removed, sending the person's face into the other person's ass. Hey boot, bet you don't have what it takes to do an atomic sit up!
The closeness of attention to which a service member pays to the subject. When you notice things that shouldn't be noticed. Johnson's shit attention to detail is going get us all killed someday.
A sarcastically negative way to address someone who is doing something potentially dangerous. Aye hero, come here. What do you think you're doing?
A greeting to let a Marine know they are fucked up. Aye Marine! Why don't you come over here. Why didn't you give me the proper greeting?
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