The cyclic tasking of improving ones surroundings to include but not limited to: pulling weeds and sweeping dirt, based on the guidance from an unknown source who decided it was better than training. The front of your barracks looks like ass. Gets some boots to give it a little area beautification before Sergeant Major walks by and loses his shit.

The absolute gayest waste of effort to try and link arms across the U.S. Typically used anytime someone loses a sensitive item in the field. This AA meeting looks like hands across America.

The largest branch of the American armed forces where All the dudes who "Almost joined the Marines" went. "Damn this gear fuckin' sucks I should have joined the Army." -Marines

Fool proof; impossible to fuck up. Don't worry about fucking up the gear list. Shit's Army proof.

A catch-all Article in the UCMJ for offenses that are not spelled out elsewhere, but they really want to fuck you over for something. We couldn't find him guilty for destruction of government property but go him on an Article 134 for bad conduct.

An "unbiased" way for a service member to be judged by their Commanding Officer for an offense that doesn't require judicial intervention. Corporal Smith received an Article 15 for alcohol hazing.

A term that only fucking idiots use to correct themselves. To return to what you were doing. Another way of saying "disregard my last." Tomorrow we will be stepping off at 0330 for the range. As I was, 0230.

A dumb ass way to tell other service members to disregard the last command and continue what they were doing. Marines! School circle around me. As you were! Just give me the Squad Leaders.

An ash tray for cigarettes. Can you use the ash receiver please?