Seek cover. Keep cover. Avoid responsibilities. Take no action. Evade. This is an art form mastered by many, especially E3s, and especially Terminal Lances, where one masterfully avoids work and goes on their own fucking program.

Hiding in the parking garage and tongue fucking a Slurpee while the rest of the platoon does the O-course in 110 degree heat is pretty fuckin’ SKATE.