Shithouse Lawyer
The dude you talk to from the other shitter stall who gives you advice on navigating the UCMJ to stay out of trouble.
If you need advice on this NJP you’re facing, wait ’til 2200, go to the third stall on the left and sit down. Then, knock on the wall to your military right twice, cough once, and the shithouse lawyer will start talking.
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