An artist proficient in looking like they’re doing a lot of work without actually doing much. They make sure they’re always at the right place at the right time. They can sense an NCO’s gaze, and upon that sense, they immediately produce body language that looks like they’re doing stuff.

Collins is the greatest sham artist of all. He even got an ARCOM for all of his hard work, even though he didn’t do shit, but the chain of command genuinely believes he worked his ass off. Bravo.