Someone who believes they are, or tries to be, super high speed, despite being a super POG or boot. They will spend ridiculous amounts of money on unnecessary gear, take moto pictures constantly, and try to convince everyone, especially themselves, that even though they’re a supply clerk, they’re ready to drop bodies.

Ski seemed pretty chill in boot camp, but that dude is a total recon ranger. Can’t even get on Facebook without seeing him post pictures of himself counting gear with a flak and Kevlar on for no reason.