Marine Corps

The greatest fighting force the world has ever seen. They can fuck you up by land, air, and sea and have really cool dress uniforms. The Marine Corps likes to keep their Marines miserable and pissed off, so they carry that rage into battle, and that’s the secret sauce to their badassary.

The Marine Corps is so versatile, you can send them in to completely destroy a country, or boost it’s economy by sending them to the bars and dumping money into drink and hooker industries of that country.