Living the dream
When you absolutely fucking hate your life and feel like painting the barracks room walls with your brains if Staff Sergeant fucks with you one more time, but that’s too graphic, so you just use this line instead.
My buddy back home asked how I’m holding up on deployment. Didn’t wanna tell him I was contemplating a murder/suicide involving my Staff Sergeant, so I just told him I was living the dream.
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