Green Weenie

The Green Weenie is the military experience. It’s a never-ending fuck fest where you’re bent over and taking it, whether you like it or not. You signed the dotted line and it’s time to pay for it.

I signed up to go kill the Taliban and here we are training in 29 Palms for a war that’s already over, with leadership that couldn’t give less of a fuck about us or our well being, as we get completely fucked by the Green Weenie.