Every Swingin’ Dick

When absolutely every single mother fucker needs to be involved in something.

When you’re in the military you’re no longer a person, just a number. When a working party of 4 people is needed they’ll call for 4 bodies, when they need every motherfucker in the vicinity it’s every swingin dick needed.

I need every swingin’ dick to get over here and help push 1st Sergeant’s wife through the doorway at the company office. She got stuck again.