Dog and Pony

Putting on a show and tell for some special visitor or higher up. It serves no practical purpose. You’re going to be bored out of your mind, and everyone knows it’s bullshit. Truly, the pinnacle of military bureaucratic bullshit.

I got picked to do the dog and pony for the general’s visit this week and I am seriously considering selling my body to the cartel for organ harvesting to get out of it.