Deployment Goggles

The effect known to cause deployment 10s. After being surrounded by all dudes day in and day out for months on end, even Caitlin Jenner would be declared a 10 by most men on deployment. Can be used the same way as beer goggles, except alcohol need not apply.

When I first got out here, it physically hurt me to look at her, but these deployment goggles have me ready to wine and dine her like the fine woman she is.