Dependapotamus - what is a Dependapotamus in military


A woman who feeds off the young and broke servicemembers. Often, a fairly large female that these servicemembers will marry. Whether it be to get out of the barracks, their lack of game, or they just like ’em big. Usually the dependapotomas will refuse to get a job and instead stay at home either popping out children, that may or may not belong to her husband, or spend what little money he makes on dumb shit online, like a t-shirt that says “Marine Wife. Hardest Job in the Corps.”

When food and BAH become suddenly plentiful, the dependapotamus will devour everything in her path, leaving her spouse with little hope for the future.