Jacked up knees from "great" parachute landing falls. "Well, looks like you have airborne knee from your 49 jumps. Your 40 and onward are gonna be a little painful in that area." - Doc

A restaurant that specializes in Italian beef. Hey little lady how about some Al's #1?

Commander General 2nd Class of Check Point Charlie (1&2) Alabaster Chrome was arrested again on base. How does he keep getting on base?

Movie about Muhammed ALI. I’m gonna knock that fucker out like ALI.

Local Iraqi thieves, insurgents, or looters. Fuckin' Ali Baba always raiding the local shops the night before our patrols.

Marrying a woman even though you're gay and you don't want people to know. Your cover story when you are lying. Cpl Smith was my alibi to tell 1st Sgt I was at dental today when i was really asleep in the barracks.

Phrase used to indicate that everyone is present at an event or formation. Whether it's true or not doesn't matter. Hey bro, don't worry about missing formation, I told Staff Sergeant we were all present or accounted for and that you were at an early dental appointment.

Making fun of Jihadi's "Allahu Akbar" chant. I could hear them doing their "aloha snackbar" shit, so I threw a frag over the wall.