The argument about which training is harder: Army or Marine Corps. Usually, includes splitting hairs about exactly how many seconds each one allows you to shower or other dumb shit that won't actually make you a better soldier or Marine. Jim and Devin are having a dick measuring contest again about who had it harder in Basic Training vs Boot Camp. In reality, they're actually both kind of pussies.

Gunnery Sergeant John Basilone's semen. One drop of his glorious nut juice would give you the strength of 20 men, and every woman within sight would run to you, asking for just a taste of your man butter. Fuck, I'm too hungover for this battalion march. I'm gonna need some of Basilone's jizz to get through this bitch.

A secondary phone generally for illicit activities. I can't keep track of all these chicks I think i need a batphone.

A soldier from the 75th Ranger Regiment. We had a safety brief because some Batt Boy got into a drunken bar fight last night.

A girl who sleeps with everyone in the battalion. Dude! Don't kiss her on the mouth. She's the Battalion Becky, for fuck's sake!

Person you order around overseas. Keep it up and I'm gonna make you my battle bitch when we deploy.

Your best friend during deployment. Another service member you have romantic connections with during AIT or Deployment. Yeah, Sergeant Collins was my battle boo in Iraq, and now we might be gay.

A partner who travels alongside you, no matter what, and you have each other's backs. I don't care if you're only gone for twenty minutes! Bring a battle buddy.

Nickname for Aviation Ordnanceman who's job is to load bombs and shit on the aircraft. Get a hold of the BB Stackers. We need to move all their shit out of the spaces.