Ship Cock Block

Ship Cock Block


 INT. BOILER ROOM - DAY

     Frank is pacing around the room nervously. He checks to make
     sure he hasn't been followed. He adjusts himself, wipes his
     face, and smells his nuts. He's disgusted by the smell, so he
     gets some deodorant from his arm pit on his fingers and then
     wipes it on his nuts. Sophie walks in, in a hurry.

                          FRANK
               Hey, hi, how are ya?

                          SOPHIE
               Heyy, yeah, doin good. So, um, do
               you have the money?

                          FRANK
               Yep, got it right here.

     He pulls the money out of his pocket.

                          FRANK (CONT’D)
               Do you take it now, or after we're
               done? I don't really know how this
               works.

                          SOPHIE
                    (seductive)
               Relax, I'll take the money up front
               ok baby?

     Frank hands her the money, she loses her seductive appeal
     when she takes the money, then turns it back on once she's
     done counting.

                          FRANK
               So uh, do you wanna talk first?
               Maybe kiss a little? Or get
               straight to it?

                          SOPHIE
               We can just kinda ease into it.

     She walks up to him, grabs his shirt, and pulls him into her.
     She becomes a seductress.

                          SOPHIE (CONT’D)
               I've been waiting for this all
               week.

                          FRANK
               Uhh, yeah, me too, I feel like I'm
               about to explode.

     They both undress with haste, ecstatic that they are about to
     fuck. They finish undressing, Frank bends Amber over a pipe
     and is working his way inside of her, just before he inserts-

     The ship's whistles blow. Master Chief Santos comes on the
     OneMC with a thick Filipino accent.

                          MASTER CHIEF SANTOS (V.O.)
               Good evening sailors, this is
               Master Chief Santos...

     Frank and Amber stop. Frank is let down. Amber is
     indifferent. They both listen.

                          MASTER CHIEF SANTOS (V.O.) (CONT’D)
               We several announcements this
               evening for the crew.

                          CAPTAIN
               Tell them about the dirty mess deck
               Phillip.

                          MASTER CHIEF SANTOS
               It has come to my attention that
               sailors have been leaving the mess
               deck dirty every night after chow.
               The Captain is not happy and will
               close the chow hall early if this
               keeps happening. Thank you for your
               attention sailors.

     Frank and Amber are a little thrown off by the Chief, but
     they shrug it off. Frank looks at her with wide eyes.

                          FRANK
               Ok, uh, wanna just, get right back
               into it?

                          SOPHIE
               Yeah, put it in me.

     Frank inserts himself into Amber.

                          SOPHIE (CONT’D)
               Oh shit.

                          FRANK
               God, damn.

     Fucking commences slowly for a few pumps.

                          SOPHIE
                    (apathetically)
               Oh that feels so good.

                          FRANK
               Oh yeah? You like that?!

                          SOPHIE
                    (apathetically)
               Oh god, yes, keep fucking me! Just
               like that, yeah, keep--

     The whistles blow. Master Chief comes on the OneMC.

                          MASTER CHIEF (V.O.)
               Attention sailors, Master Chief
               Santos again...

     Frank and Amber stop, both look frustrated.

                          MASTER CHIEF SANTOS (V.O.)
               It has been brought to my attention
               that some of you have not been
               eating...

     We hear the Captain speaking in the background.

                          CAPTAIN
               No, they're not bussing their damn
               plates Phillip.

                          MASTER CHIEF SANTOS
               It has come to my attention that
               you have not been bussing your
               plates fully at chow. Remember it
               is not the kitchens responsibility
               to clean up your mess. You mu-

                          CAPTAIN
               And the ketchup Phillip. They're
               leaving the ketchup.

                          MASTER CHIEF SANTOS
               There are reports of sailors
               leaving their ketsup on de tabl-

                          CAPTAIN
               And the mustard Phil. The mustard.

                          MASTER CHIEF SANTOS
               And do not leave your mustard on de
               tables.

                          CAPTAIN
               And the mayo Phillip, goddammit you
               can't forget about the mayo.

                          MASTER CHIEF SANTOS
               And sailors have also been leaving
               their mayo on the tables. So make
               sure you clean your tables. Thank
               you for your time sailors.

     Amber looks back at Frank.

                          SOPHIE
               What the hell is going on?

     Frank shakes his head in confusion.

                          FRANK
               Idk, I buss my plates, are you not
               bussing your plates?

     Amber rolls her eyes.

                          SOPHIE
               Jesus, forget that asshat and just
               fuck me already, we don't have much
               time.

     Frank goes back to it, a little slower now, as he's still
     distracted.

                          SOPHIE (CONT’D)
               Harder!

     Frank tries it a little harder--

                          SOPHIE (CONT’D)
               Harder! Come on pussy, fuck me like
               you just were!

     Frank gets back into it, he flips her from doggie to
     missionary and reinserts, then get's a good rythmm.

                          SOPHIE (CONT’D)
               Yes! Fuck meeee, yeah, fuck yeah-

     They are both getting into it. The whistles blow. Master
     Chief comes on the OneMC.

                          MASTER CHIEF SANTOS (V.O.)
               Attention sailors.

                          FRANK
               Ahhhh what the hell!?

     Frank exits her and sits down.

                          MASTER CHIEF SANTOS (V.O.)
               Chaplain Smith would like to say a
               word to the crew.

     We hear the Captain talking to Santos in the background.

                          CAPTAIN
               Santos, tell them I'm not happy
               with-

     We hear the mic cut out.

                          MASTER CHIEF SANTOS (V.O.)
               It has been brought to my attention
               that the the Captain is not happy
               with us.

                          SOPHIE
               You're fucking kidding me!?

     She sits up a little.

                          MASTER CHIEF SANTOS (V.O.)
               Please give a warm welcome to
               Lieutenant Mendoza. Thank you for
               your time sailors, bye now.

                          FRANK
               Hey can I go down on you?

     Amber looks at him like he's crazy.

                          SOPHIE
               Eww no, just hurry up and bust fag.

                          FRANK
                    (timid)
               Uhh ok.

     Frank sticks it in her and they resume fucking hastily.

     Lieutenant Johnson sounds like a creep.

                          LIEUTENANT JOHNSON (V.O.)
               Good afternoon sailors. I want to
               take a moment to remind you that
               God isn't only available in the
               church, he is everywhere. There is
               nothing that God does not see or
               hear. God is in our hearts, in our
               minds, in the chapel, and even in
               every corner of the ship...
               He will answer your prayers when
               you are in doubt, when you are weak
               or feeling tempted, or even--

     NANDO enters with haste.

                          FEDERICO
               Alright, that's it bitches, time's
               up.

                          FRANK
               Oh come on! 2 more mins!?

                          FEDERICO
               No can do baby, I've got other
               clients who need the room, know
               what I'm saying? You bought 10
               mins, now 10 mins, is 10 mins,
               comprende?

     Frank looks at Amber defeated.

                          FRANK
               Fine. Fine, let's just get out of
               here Amber and grab some coffee...

                          SOPHIE
               Uhh no, I'm good.

     Frank leaves with his head down. Nando looks at Amber like
     he's about to back hand her. She flinches. Then Nando leans
     in to whisper to her.

                          FEDERICO
               I'm just playin girl, you good?

                          SOPHIE
               Yeah, I think he might be gay.

     Nando looks back in Frank's direction, then shrugs. She
     leaves. Nando looks around mischievously, then nods towards
     the doorway.

     In walks DONNY with DANILO, 20's, Filipino Male. Donny is a
     little nervous, as Danilo takes him by the hand and guides
     him in.

     Nando grabs Donny buy the arm as he passes.

                          FEDERICO
               Here are the rules esse, no cumming
               inside of him, no cumming more than
               once, no cumming on the face, and
               time's up at 10 mins, no
               exceptions. You feel me?

     Donny nods nervously, then looks at Danilo, who is taking off
     his shirt. He walks towards him. Nando looks hard, then peeks
     inside to see them.

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