Pouty Pink’s Massage Parlor

Pouty Pink's Massage Parlor 

     
FADE IN:


     ON SCREEN - POUTY PINK'S MASSAGE PARLOR (WHERE WE LOVE YOU
     WRONG TIME)


     INT. MASSAGE ROOM - DUSK

     Frank - early 20's male, caucasian, clean cut pretty boy.

     MASSEUSE/LYDIA - late 20's asian woman, voluptuous frame.

     Frank looks excited as he's being shown into the massage room
     by the masseuse.

                          FRANK
               So, how's this work? Should I get
               naked now? Should we negotiate
               first? Honestly, I'd prefer not to
               haggle nude but whatever...

                          LYDIA
               Get undressed, lay down under
               towel, read list, and press this
               button when you ready.

     She hands Frank a menu to order from.

                          LYDIA (CONT’D)
               Masseuse be back with you.

                          FRANK
               Ok, thank you!

     Lydia leaves and Frank looks relived that she won't be giving
     him the massage. He gets undressed in a matter of seconds and
     lays stomach down on the table.

                          FRANK (CONT’D)
               God, I hope the next girl is hot.

     Frank grabs the menu and begins reading it. Cut away to the
     menu which has 5 choices. Next to each choice there is a
     crude stick figure graphic of the massage except for the
     Tsunami. Frank reads the options to himself O.S.

                          FRANK O.S.
               1.)Put Pout Pink
               2.)Sweet Pink Sour
               3.)Sweet Sweet Pink Sour
               4.)Pouty Pouty Pink Special
               5.)Tsunami (SPECIAL)

     Frank mouths the word Tsunami and smiles. He then presses the
     button. He notices a little TV in the room showing security
     footage of the front door to the parlor. A few moments pass,
     Frank hears the door open, he is eager and excited. Frank
     puts the menu down. The woman's voice is heard O.S. She
     sounds sexy.

                          LYDIA
               Hey baby, you know what you like?

                          FRANK
               Wow, I mean there's so many good
               choices.

                          LYDIA
               Yeah I make you feel so good baby.

     Lydia eases her hand up his leg. Frank reacts because her
     hands are cold.

                          FRANK
               Ooh, cold, yeah I know you will.

     Frank looks comfortable.

                          LYDIA
               Wach you like from me to do to you
               baby?

                          FRANK
               Mmmh, the tsunami.

     He turns his head around to see Lydia rubbing his leg, he's
     startled.

                          FRANK (CONT’D)
               Uhhh, I thought there was another
               masseuse coming?

                          LYDIA
                    (a bit annoyed)
               Yeah, that me.

     Frank looks uneasy, ponders the thought of leaving, but
     decides to stay.

                          FRANK
               Umm ok ok, cool...
                    (to himself)
               I can do this.

     Lydia walks over to a cabinet, grabs some oils, and a bucket
     of heated rocks, she lights a cigarette and begins to hum a
     song (Bitch I operate?). She starts to rub Frank's legs down.
     Frank begins to question his decision.

                          FRANK (CONT’D)
               Hey would you mind not smoking in
               here? I've got asthma.

     Lydia looks at him sincerely, smiles, caresses his face, then
     slaps him playfully.

                          FRANK (CONT’D)
               Oooh, ok, no worries, smoke away.

     He tries to get comfortable.

                          FRANK (CONT’D)
               Soo miss, I'm sorry I didn't catch
               your name btw...

     Lydia gives him a glare.

                          LYDIA
               Lydia.

                          FRANK
               Lydia, wow such a beautiful name
               for such a beautiful
                    (looks her up and down)
               Anyway, so Lydia what does the
               Tsunami rub entail exactly?

                          LYDIA
               Everything gets a rub down.

                          FRANK
               Everything you say so, my uhh

     Frank motions to his dick and balls.

                          FRANK (CONT’D)
               Everything.

     Lydia pauses.

                          FRANK (CONT’D)
               Please?

     Lydia continues to rub his calfs as she works her way up to
     his hamstrings/ass, kinda close to his taint, her hands come
     closer and closer to Frank’s balls.

                          LYDIA
               $40 extra to touch tinh ranh(dick)

                          FRANK
                    (in Vietnamese)
               Ba muoi $30

     Lydia agrees. The tips of her fingers touch his balls, he
     lifts his ass/stomach off the table so she can grab his
     dick/balls, she is still humming away.

     As she grabs and plays with his balls Frank gets hard, laying
     on his stomach, he becomes annoyed.

                          FRANK (CONT’D)
               Can I flip over?

     She slaps his ass.

                          LYDIA
               Lật! (flip!)

     Frank flips and begins to enjoy her playing with his dick and
     balls.

     She keeps vigorously adding baby oil to her hands, she puts
     two heated rocks on his nipples and says

                          LYDIA (CONT’D)
               It will open soul.

     Frank moans, he turns his head to the left, as he does he
     looks at the TV/Camera and sees men stacking up on the parlor
     front door, the men charge the building and try to push the
     door when it is a pull type of door, they stumble onto each
     other and cause a loud noise.

     Lydia looks over to the camera but the SWAT team has already
     moved out of view of the camera.

                          FRANK
               Please, please, please don’t stop!

                          LYDIA
               I need see what's noise.

                          FRANK
               I'll pay extra if you don't stop.

                          LYDIA
               How much extra?

                          FRANK
               Will $100 cover it?

                          LYDIA
               Ha, Không (no)

                          FRANK
               Ok, ok how about $250?

                          LYDIA
               Let me see money.

     He rolls over and grabs the extra $250. The masseuse lights
     up another marlboro 100 and rolls up her sleeves, she walks
     over and locks the door.

                          LYDIA (CONT’D)
               Let’s sóng thần (Tsunami!)

     She walks to Frank, grabs the $250 and stashes it in her
     pocket.

     Frank lays down and she grabs a new bottle of baby oil. She
     grabs the oil, spits, drops some ashes in her hands, and
     mixes it together. She double fists Frank's dick and begins
     to go wild, flailing her little arms as fast as she can, she
     begins to make noise like wind.

                          LYDIA  (CONT’D)
               Woosh.

     You can hear the cops breaking down the doors one bye one,
     screaming.

                          COPS (O.S)
               Get up against the wall, you're
               under arrest.

     Lydia looks in the direction of the door confused.

                          FRANK
               Let me grab a titty!?

                          MASSEUSE
               Fuck no.

                          FRANK
               I won’t be able to bust in time,
               let me grab a titty!

                          MASSEUSE
               Ok.

     The masseuse pulls her right tit out. Frank grabs her tit.

     Frank goes for a titty lick, the masseuse slaps him in the
     head.

                          MASSEUSE (CONT’D)
               No.

     The Cops start bangin' on their door.

                          COPS (O.S)
               Get on the fuckin ground!

     Lydia hears the cops and moves to walk away. Frank grabs her
     arm and stares into her soul.

                          FRANK
               Please! I need this.

     She grabs one river/hot rock (or a bottle of Lead slingers)
     that is shaped like a penis and shoves it up Franks ass and
     she looks at him eye to eye. He shakes his head vigorously.

                          MASSEUSE
               TSUNAMI! sóng thần. Finish
               yourself.

     Frank Moans. Lydia runs and jumps out the window.

     Frank jerks himself off with the rock up his ass. At the
     exact time the cops break down the door,  Frank cums and
     shoots a load across the room onto a cop's riot mask.

     Frank is moaning and screaming like a schoolgirl who just
     lost her virginity.

                          COPS
               Freeze, hands up!

     Frank puts his hands up.

     The cops ignore those two and continue with their search/TTP.

                          COP 1
               Get up against the wall and spread
               it.

     Frank gets up against the wall and spreads his legs. the rock
     (or bottle) falls out of his ass on to the floor, the cop
     leans over and whispers to Frank.

                          COP 1 (CONT’D)
               The Tsunami is great, huh?

     Frank is shocked.

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