Great Moments in Barracks History
INT. BARRACKS ROOM - NIGHT
4 guys and 4 girls party in a barracks room. Some of them
smoke by the front door. 2 guys whisper about who they want
to fuck. They high five, fist bump, cheers, and chug beers.
Another guy does a keg stand, followed by one girl.
At the A company, 1st battalion,
501st infantry barracks, the party
was raging into the late hours of a
hot September night. The young
infantrymen had been going hard
since 4 o'clock in the afternoon,
when they were released for
liberty, after a 3 week field op.
WS of Jason drinking a beer with a buddy as he checks out
girls. CU’s of Jason looking left at a girls ass, then her
face, then looking right at a girls ass, and then her face.
He nods seriously.
Jason Henderson, a SAW gunner with
3rd platoon, had one thing on his
mind. To put his still unwashed
penis inside one of the 5’s at the
INT. INTERVIEW ROOM - NIGHT
Jason sits on a stool facing the camera.
Look, I’ve been in the field 3
weeks, and before that, I had some
shit on my dick for like 2 weeks.
So I haven’t smashed pussy in 5
muthafuckin weeks. I’m tellin you,
nothin’s out of bounds, cuz tonight
is my night!
Oh, and don’t worry, that shit’s
cleared up. So we’re good.
INT. BARRACKS ROOM - NIGHT
Jason’s game was flawless as he
moved the ball effortlessly down
the field with a PFC from the
nearby comm battalion.
Jason talks to her, makes her laugh, hands her a shot, they
drink together, he pinches her side, hands her a shot, they
take it together and laugh.
But moments before he sealed the
deal, the opposing team’s toughest
defender put the block on Jason.
Rachel storms in with an angry and aggressive look on her
face and walks up to the girl Jason is talking to.
Stef, we need to leave. We’ve been
here long enough.
Are you sure? I kinda wanna stay.
Stef, we’re going. I’m not leaving
She won’t be alone, I’ll take care
Jason puts his arm around Stef.
Umm, no, I’m not letting her go
home with some creep.
(looks at Jason, then back
Stef, lets GO!
Rachel swipes Jason’s arm off of Stephanie, grabs her, and
Lacking the liquid courage to fight
off the defender, Jason took a loss
and hit the sidelines to regroup.
With no other options, Jason went
back to the basics, giving himself
the boost he needed to get back in
Jason watches them leave, he stares at her ass, shakes his
head in disappointment, then turns to the counter, grabs a
bottle of Leadslingers, and starts pulling from the bottle.
Once back in the game, Jason
observed the battlefield and ID’d
Jason looks at a guy hitting on a girl with a creepy face. He
looks the other way and sees the same thing. Each decently
hot girl has a bigger girl with her.
With time running out, Jason’s
first opponent came back onto the
field for another play, but this
time without her lead blocker.
Jason used the oldest play in the
book to get the ball from the 20
yard line, all the way into the red
zone. With things heating up in the
pocket, Jason inched toward the end
zone in style.
But not before the opposing teams
toughest defender came back out on
the field for one more stop.
Jason sees Stephanie walk into the room with a big smile on
her face. Jason smiles in return. They hug and talk, then he
offers her to chug the bottle of booze. She chugs the bottle
while Jason watches on with glee. She puts it down and falls
into him. They start making out and he fingers her from under
her skirt. She loves it, Jason looks at one of his buddies
with a big smile and holds up the shocker symbol. His face
goes from excited to fearful when he sees Rachel running
towards them in slow motion.
Sensing defeat, and with the OOD in
close proximity, the two time
Fallujah champion, Jim Stanton,
also Jason’s squad leader, came off
the sideline just in time to make
the Black Rifle Coffee, play of the
day. Jim’s block on the defender
enabled Jason to push through the
D-Line and into the end zone for a
game winning touchdown.
Jason is still fingering Stephanie as he sees Rachel running
towards him. The rest of the party looks over at Jason, then
Rachel with fear. Out of nowhere, Jim Stanton steps in front
of Rachel with two drinks in his hand and a big smile on his
face. Rachel is immediately smitten by him. He puts his arm
around her and walks to the dresser to talk. Jason walks to
the bathroom with Stephanie and a big smile.
For his efforts on that day, Jim
Stanton was awarded the Army
Commendation medal, with barracks
V, for his selfless act of devotion
to the United States Army, the
fighting 501st, and his fellow
soldier. This has been one of the
great moments in barracks history.
Jim makes out with and fingers Rachel in plain sight while
everyone looks on. Rachel is in heaven.
INT. BATHROOM- DAY
Last shot is of Jason sitting on the toilet and Stephanie
riding him, hair in her face, then she falls off him into the
bathtub, ripping the curtain down as she falls.
Fade to Black