“Marines are made to kill, fight, and fuck. Plain and simple” she explained to our 60 mikes reporter. “Why fight it? Each prostitute comes with pictures, a bio and a complete list of services. We don’t want Marines thinking they can violate a woman any way they please. So we lay out the expectations and the prices up front, out of respect for the whore.” She continued to explain the effectiveness of the program, “sexual assaults on Camp Lejeune are down 70%. It’s amazing what’s possible when an entire population is getting laid.” The program however is not free. “We’ve imposed a 5% tax on the prostitution service, and the money is used for training, MWR, and base improvements. In just 4 weeks we’ve collected enough in taxes to fly the entire 2nd Marine Regiment to Las Vegas for the ball.”
It seems General Holmes may be onto something but we will have to see if the idea catches on.
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